A girl who can keep secrets may have other unusual habits.

Not all men are dogs, some are puppies.

You can win a race by being a loser all the way. Its just a matter of finding bigger losers than you.

If work is worship I am atheist.

If you think you can change the world, stop thinking.

Life will never be fair, live it or leave it.

If you think life is not fair, try fair and lovely.

I thought I was wrong but I was wrong.

Love is... the only reason when there is no reason.

You can only beat a fool by being a bigger one.

Idiots are forever.

Chocolates, coffee and girls; a bit bitter is better.

Man are from Mars and women are from Venus, but what are they doing here?

I keep changing my thoughts so often that they are never dirty.

Reality is nothing but lack of virtuality.